My name's Jamie. But for the purposes of this little foray into my screwed-up mind you can call me J-Double-D. I am the schmuck in the lederhosen (alla Chevy Chase in European Vacation). The Swiss Miss is my wife; I am in a bi-facial relationship. That means that my partner is WAY hotter than me.
The title for this blog is An American Redneck in India. I am not in India. Though I have worked there on and off over the last four years. And for all intents and purposes, I am not a redneck. Though the majority of non-Southern readers might very well think otherwise simply because I am a Kentuckian.
The entries that will follow this one may be anecdotal bullshit. They may be true stories of misadventures. And frankly they may just be little doodles about life as I see it. I am a barstool prophet- well I was before I married. Now I am constantly somewhere between being an asshole and a genuine, loving person. You can decide from one day to the next which one that I am. However at the end of the day, I am just a guy that has always loved writing, never over-achieved a day in his life and frankly has more self-loathing and faux arrogance than anyone he has ever met.
Cheers.
J-Double-D
looking forward to it bud
ReplyDeleteCloser to an Asshole than a loving person.
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Okay. so I'm readin' -- whatcha got to keep me entertained? Huh? Huh? Huh? No pressure or anything...and I promise I won't even point out your typos!
ReplyDeleterock on J-double-D, you were meant for this
ReplyDeleteEntertain me, monkey man!
ReplyDeleteIf you are an asshole...I've yet to see it.
ReplyDeleteAnd since you know me, you can't possibly have more self-loathing and faux arrogance than anyone you've ever met.
Now I guess I have to start writing again just to keep up with you...
Great to see you writing again bud!!! Now go forth and start with the entertaining!
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